·        You Go Girl
·        Making your bed is a waste of time 
·        Born to shop—forced to work
·        Keeping my tiara polished is quite the job
·        Wearing a halo can give you a headache after a while.
·        Has anyone seen my glass slipper?
·        Someday my prince will come
·        Laugh out loud, and when you feel blue, make funny faces.
·        It’s not easy being the princess, but if the crown fits.
·        No Boys allowed!
·        No Girls allowed!
·        No Parents allowed!
·        Caution—Enter at your own risk!
·        Sweet!
·        Shopping is retail therapy
·        I have taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
·        Of all the things I have lost, it’s my mind I miss the most.
·        My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
·        I speak only for myself and not the other voices in my head.
·        Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt.
·        There’s no good reason clothes have to match
·        Plain underwear is boring
·        Big clothes make you feel smaller
·        If you stay clean, you’ll never have any fun.
·        Don’t wear it if it itches.
·        I may rise, but I refuse to shine!
·        I am a woman of many moods and they all require chocolate!
·        Anyone who says that money can’t buy happiness doesn’t know where to shop.
·        I don’t repeat gossip…so listen closely the first time.
·        Life is too short to drink bad wine/coffee.
·        A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
·        Dear Lord, if you can’t make me skinny, make my friends fat.
·        Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells last forever!
·        If nobody know the troubles you’ve seen, you don’t live in a small town.
·        If you think nobody cares about you, try skipping a couple of payments.
·        I sometimes think that God, in creating men, rather overestimated His ability.
·        I can please one person per day, today is not your day, and tomorrow’s not looking too good either!
·        Give a man an inch and he thinks he is a ruler.
·        I love you more today, yesterday you really ticked me off!
·        Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.